The Mirandas

S4 E8: My Motherboard, My Self (feat. the Apple iBook G3)

Carrie's computer crashes, Samantha loses her orgasm, and the girls attend Miranda's mother's funeral. 

Metrics of Good Sex: Ketosis and Edging

In this fall bonus episode, The Mirandas discuss sexual connection through ketosis and "edging". It makes sense, we promise!

S4 E7: Time and Punishment (YoU HaVe 2 FoRg!Ve M3!!!!!)

Mr. Big leaves a voicemail on Carrie's answering machine while she is mid-coitus with Aiden -catalyzing some of the best quotes from the series:

"Why don't you just fuck her? Then we can both be bad" 

"Aiden ,you HAVE to FORGIVE ME!"

"Snug as a bug in a rug" 

"Bullshit bagels!"

 

S4 E6: Baby, Talk is Cheap (YOU BROKE MY HEART)

The Mirandas are back from summer vacay! Toxic exes, faux nipples, and good ole’ tuchus-lingus on the convo deck this ep...

S4 E5: Ghost Town (Aiden’s Revenge Body) with another male viewer!

The Mirandas have on another first time male viewer to discuss Aiden's glow up and the opening up of his bar with Steve, SCOUT. We can tell Aiden's got BDE! 

S4 E4: What’s Sex Got to Do with It? (AJLT foreshadow?)

"I want a Bourbon and I want to go down on you"- Ray King, legend. 

S4 E3: Defining Moments (Big vs. Ray King)

Carrie likes a JAZZ MANNNNN! While Samantha warms up to an artist, Miranda a cartoonist, and Charlotte? An exhibitionist. 

 

Let's hear it for the arts!

SPECIAL EP: Hot Town, Summer in the City!

Hot town, summer in the city, back of our necks getting dirty and gritty... The Mirandas are reunited once again in the city that never sleeps, NYC! Enjoy a night of G-Talk amongst terrace drinks and a high humidity index.

Stay tuned for our recap of Season 4, Episode 3 :)

S4 E2: The Real Me (Carrie is straight out of Toddlers & Tiaras)

Oh my god she’s fashion roadkill! Who doesn’t love the epic Carrie fall in Dolce & Gabbana studded underwear? Especially when she has just spent the last 20 minutes lobbying that she is NOT a model and is, IN FACT, a WRITER. In this episode, the girls deal with different moments of vanity: Miranda is over confident on her date, Samantha gets professional nudes photographed, and Charlotte quite literally uses a vanity mirror to view her “Rebecca”. Our Genitals, Ourselves.

S4 E1: The Agony and the ’Ex’-Tacy (aka Big is back like Pennywise)

WELCOME BACK TO SEASON 4, MIRANDAS FAM! We are sooo excited to be reviewing the golden seasons of Sex and the City. The premiere gets right into the nitty gritty of being a single woman in your thirties! The Mirandas discuss their "cocktail cassettes", premature Trey-types, and much much more. 

 

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